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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:45

What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

-J W Pepper

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

If everyone in Russia dropped into holes in the ground only never to return, would that be good for NATO and international peacekeepers? Can we convince Russians to be less diabolical, so they coexist? Does Putin stink like doo doo in the commode?

A View to a Kill

The Man with the Golden Gun

Diamonds Are Forever

We now told, by Senator Grassley, that on the FBI form about the Biden bribery story, there is a Burisma exec who says he has 17 tapes of his deal with the Biden. 15 of Hunter and 2 of Joe Biden? What would this do to Hunter/Joe Biden if released?

Goldfinger

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Dr No

Why is it important for Hollywood celebrities to come out against Trump?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why do women need to wear bras, in spite of the fact that the breasts are an integral part of the body?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do atheists always argue about the existence of suffering in the world as meaning God doesn't exist when it doesn't prove anything?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

From Russia With Love

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How could NASA possibly land on the moon when it's impossible to reach the moon through the Earth's dome? Why are they making up such an obvious lie?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-All the bad guys are black.

Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Live and Let Die

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

You Only Live Twice

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What, when building a house, are the necessary wires (beside 120v) to future proof my house, Cat6, Coax, low voltage, and alarm wires?