What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:45

Moonraker
-J W Pepper
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
A View to a Kill
The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Octopussy
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
From Russia With Love
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-All the bad guys are black.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
You Only Live Twice
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”